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June 19, 2026
10-day deadline. Done in 1. Two-device meetings, regex pipelines, Excel injection, and the art of looking busy while your script does the work. This is THE METHOD.
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Know Your Worth (Or Someone Else Will)
June 18, 2026
Young graduates are desperate, recruiters are predatory, and the reason the next guy gets a shitty offer is because you took the first one that came along.
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They're Tracking What We Do
June 16, 2026
I got analytics on my website. I also hate being tracked. It is what it is.
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